Just when you thought Tori & Dean: Inn Love couldn't get any more lame, here's another reality about Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott's TV show:

The couple do not actually own the bed-and-breakfast.

They only rent it.

"It's a lease, with an option to buy," Christina Gilmartin, a publicist for the show, which debuted on the Oxygen network in March and has been renewed for a second season, tells The New York Times.

Contrary to the publicity materials for the reality show, Spelling, 34, did not purchase the property.

Nor did she sink all of the $800,000 left her by her late father, legendary TV producer Aaron Spelling, into the now-famed Chateau La Rue.

Basically, the premise of the show is about as real as the perky breasts of Heidi Montag. Or any recent photo of Montag and Spencer Pratt.

"She put down money of her own on the property, and part of her inheritance did go to that," says Gilmartin of Tori Spelling.

Although the program showed Spelling and Dean McDermott, 40, negotiating, then closing a deal to buy the property, the Chateau La Rue is still owned by Christopher and Patricia King, who have it up for sale at $2.6 million.

The inn is located in Fallbrook, Calif., about 100 miles southeast of Los Angeles.

"It's smarter for them to dip their toe in water and test this out," Randy Barbato, a producer of the show, told The Times about the decision to lease, rather than buy.

How did this show get renewed again? Just asking.

The Scoop has learned that Tori & Dean: Inn Love has been renewed for a second season by the Oxygen network.

The Scoop has just vomitted Inn its collective mouth.

Yes, it's Chateau La Rue, part deux. Interested in watching Tori Spelling wield a feather duster and a diaper genie at the same time?

No? Well, in spite of the fact that this is the dumbest reality TV idea in history, it will be back for another go.

Tori & Dean: Inn Love has officially been re-upped for a second season by Oxygen, according to Spelling, a prolific blogger, who shared with us the good news (and more good news â€" it's her one-year wedding anniversary).

Here's what Tori Spelling writes on MySpace:

"Our show got picked up officially today for a 2nd season! What amazing news to recieve on our anniversary."

"We will come back in August (I think... not confirmed yet) with 10 all new episodes."

We'd almost rather watch Jennifer Toof get naked than sit through this show. Almost. She's not hot. Spelling goes on to write:

"To me everyday is our anniversary because every morning I get to wake up and look into the eyes of my husband and that is a celebration in itself."

No doubt Shanna Moakler says the same thing when she gazes upon a loving Travis Barker.

On that note, we will be tuning in for tonight's season finale at 10:30 p.m. It will be a long couple of months before Tori and Dean McDermott return for summer B&B love, so get your fix now.