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“Tom, I had to look at your penis all day today. You coulda gave me half the money just for that alone.”

- Tiffany Pollard, to the owner of a nudist colony after he refused to give her a paycheck.

Pollard has been exposed to a lot of penises in her life - and we mean, A LOT - but the sight of so many elderly ones during this week's episode of New York Goes to Work was too much to take.

The reality star simply couldn't perform her duties well enough to earn a weekly stipend. But she could deliver a couple priceless reactions to full frontal nudity on the show:

As usual, Tiffany Pollard has a whole lot to say.

In the interview clips below, Pollard previews her upcoming show New York Goes to Work, which premieres tomorrow night Monday.

From there, New York gets in a few jabs at Chance, Real, Tailor Made and Saaphyri. Follow this article's jump to hear her dish it out.

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We're not yet over our disgust at New York Goes to Work, the upcoming VH1 reality show that features Tiffany Pollard trying her hand at a number of jobs.

Still, we're clearly gonna tune in for the series premiere on May 4.

The network has released the first promo for the show. Although it doesn't feature a lot of original footage - because New York Goes to Work will be filmed on a week-to-week basis - there's the always-enjoyable narration by Pollard.

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She's already been to Hollywood.

Now, Tiffany Pollard is going to work. If she can handle the tasks assigned to her by viewers, that is.

On May 4, VH1 premieres New York Goes to Work. Throughout the series, fans will vote on a list of job opportunities for the talentless reality TV star.

In exchange for remaining employed for a certain number of days, Pollard will earn cash from the network. During tough economic times, when millions of Americans are being laid off, it's nice to see this attention-starved hack given the chance to succeed at various jobs.

Click on the promo images below for examples of two gigs Pollard will reportedly try her STD-infested hand at...

You've missed Tiffany Pollard. Admit it.

The woman who tried - and failed - to find love and success in Hollywood on various reality TV shows is returning to the only company that will employ her.

On May 4, VH1 will premiere New York Goes to Work, an especially insulting, inappropriate series during these hard economic times.

While millions of Americans try to land a job everyday (in order to, you know, support their family), Pollard will shuttle between a variety of enterprises, all voted on by viewers.

If she can impress her employers, Tiffany will receive a $5,000 weekly bonus. However, if she quits, fails, or gets fired, she’ll be stuck with nothing except lots of publicity and the temporary possession of a job that someone else might actually need to pay off his mortgage.

Will you watch New York Goes to Work? Or does this mockery of the current job market cross the line, even by VH1's standards?

Perfect type casting alert!

Tiffany Pollard will soon tour the country - jetting from Los Angeles to Dallas to Atlanta to Houston - as part of an all-African American production of, wait for it...

The Vagina Monologues!

"It’s kind of a serious actress type thingy and that’s what I’m striving to be,” New York told The New York Post.

You gotta love seeing the words “serious” and “thingy” in the same sentence.

Also starring in the prodution? Deelishis, who defeated Pollard and won Flavor Flav’s heart - for like 10 whole minutes - on Flavor of Love 2.

Tiffany Pollard celebrated her 27th birthday this week in true Tiffany Pollard style:

By donning a pink wig, getting drunk and alternating between flashing her bling and her giant breasts. To wit:

Check out more shots of the woman known as New York, throwing it down this week at club Area in Los Angeles. Click to enlarge each ridiculous photo...

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Don't worry, Tiffany Pollard.

Despite our recent praise of fresh, exciting, skankilicious reality stars such as Megan Hauserman and Daisy De La Hoya, we haven't forgotten about one of our all-time favorites.

The woman known as New York turns 27 today. She's now been alive for one more year than the number of STDs she's been tested for. That's nice.

Celebrate the occasion with the following Tiffany Pollard photo montage. Click on each to enlarge...

A couple months ago, soon after Jennifer Hudson announced that she was engaged to former I Love New York contestant David “Punk” Otunga, Tiffany Pollard made disparaging remarks about the former American Idol finalist.

Now, though, in the middle of the Hudson family crisis that has seen three relatives of the singer shot and killed, Pollard wants to make amends.

Here is a video message she made to Hudson:

If Tiffany Pollard can't garner attention for being a promiscuous, awful actress, she'll do so by being a petty, bitter reality TV star.

For some reason, Pollard recently lashed out at Punk (real name: David Otunga), a former suitor on I Love New York 2, for being engaged to American Idol finalist Jennifer Hudson. She said to In Touch Weekly:

“He’s really loving being Mr. Jennifer Hudson. I think he’s loving the lavish things she brings to his life, he’s seeing the world due to Jennifer’s success. [But] can you love this person if they lose all of this tomorrow? She needs to find out.

I just hope people are marrying each other for the right reasons…It’s a mixed match, it won’t work. He’ll be in her shadow like Al Reynolds was to Star Jones, like Stedman Graham is to Oprah…When we were in Miami together, he didn’t even try anything [on me]! Maybe I wasn’t his type, maybe I wasn’t big enough for him.”

Wait... did Pollard just compare Hudson to Oprah?!?

Tiffany Pollard needs to mind her own business.