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It's our duty, as a reality TV blog, to report that Joan Rivers won the latest edition of Celebrity Apprentice.

In last night's finale, Rivers - and her charity, God's Love We Deliver - won the top prize over her arch rival, world poker-pro, Annie Duke.

As part of her final plea, Duke said: "She called my friends Mafia and said that I was worse than Hitler. That is not professional."

Apparently, Donald Trump did not agree.

More importantly, though, does anyone actually care about this show anymore?

Here's a shock:

Donald Trump says this season of Celebrity Apprentice, which premieres on March 1, will be awesome!

"Last season's Celebrity Apprentice became one of the hottest shows on television - and this season will be even better," Trump told TV Guide. "We have an amazing cast of celebrities and we are looking forward to some fantastic entertainment."

Here's a complete look at that supposedly amazing cast of celebrities:

• Clint Black, country singer
• Andrew Dice Clay, comedian
• Annie Duke, World Series of Poker champion
• Tom Green, comedian and talk-show host; Butch Walts and Donald Skinner Urologic Cancer Research Foundation
• Natalie Gulbis, professional golfer
• Scott Hamilton, Olympic figure skater
• Jesse James, TV host, restaurateur and clothing line founder
• Claudia Jordan, Deal or No Deal model
• Khloe Kardashian, reality star and boutique owner
• Brian McKnight, singer and Broadway star
• Joan Rivers, Emmy-winning comedian
• Melissa Rivers, red carpet cohost and producer
• Brande Roderick, actress and production company owner; California Police Youth Charities
• Dennis Rodman, former NBA star
• Herschel Walker, former NFL star
• Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins, singer, former TLC member

The shine on Brooke Burke's seventh season Dancing with the Stars trophy has barely faded - but ABC has already announced plans for an eighth season of this hit series.

Look for it to premiere on March 9 with a live, two-hour special.

Click on the pictures above to view highlights from season seven of Dancing with the Stars.

Meanwhile, Celebrity Apprentice will debut its second season on March 1. The series will air two-hour episodes every Sunday, as this edition features D-list stars such as Melissa Rivers and Khloe Kardashian.

We can totally wait to see them in action!

Joan Rivers has ruined the next season of Celebrity Apprentice.

And we don't mean by simply appearing on it.

The talk show host opened her plastic mouth this week on the Howard Stern radio show, telling listeners that daughter Melissa makes it "right to the end. Rivers then caught herself and said: "Ugh! I'm not supposed to say that," but it was too late.

Stern and sidekick Robin Quivers cracked up, as Donald Trump went to work on a statement that will likely read: "I am in charge of a show that has the best spoilers in the world!"

Melissa Rivers will reportedly do well this season on Celebrity Apprentice. Does anyone care?

The names of those involved in this season of Celebrity Apprentice have slowly been leaking out over the last few weeks. We've kept readers informed of the Q-list stars set to face Donald Trump's boardroom, but this is the first time the full cast list has been released.

Take a look:

• Claudia Jordan: A Deal or No Deal model that is apparently considered a "celebrity."
• Brande Roderick: Playboy model. 
• Joan Rivers:  Annoying talk show host.
• Melissa Rivers: Daughter of the annoying talk show host.
• Herschel Walker: Former NFL running back.  
• Brian McKnight: R&B singer.
• Scott Hamilton: Flamboyant gold-medal winning figure skater.  
• Natalie Gulbis: Gorgeous LPGA golfer.  
• Annie Duke: Professional poker player. 
• Dennis Rodman: Cross dressing former NBA player.
• Andrew Dice Clay: Profane comic.
• Tom Green: Formerly funny talk show host.
• Jesse James: Married to Sandra Bullock.
• Clint Black: Country singer.
• Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins: Former member of TLC.
• Khloe Kardashian: Member of the Kardashian family without a sex tape.

Here's an early look at this season's Celebrity Apprentice.

In this scene, Khloe Kardashian attempts to sell cupcakes to residents of New York City. We're surprised to see her shirt still on as she does:

At this point, Celebrity Apprentice really ought to change its name to D-List Celebrity Apprentice. Maybe even Q-List.

The latest supposed celeb to join Donald Trump's reality show is Claudia Jordan. Who is Claudia Jordan? Exactly, folks.

The model is best known for clutching briefcase number-one on Deal or No Deal. Prior to this stint, Jordan had the difficult task of pointing to items for sale on The Price Is Right.

Claudia Jordan joins a lame cast of Celebrity Apprentice, which includes Joan Rivers, Scott Hamilton, Dennis Rodman, Natalie Gulbis and Tom Green..

Dennis Rodman won't be the only athlete in Donald Trump's boardroom this fall.

Professional golfer Natalie Gulbis will reportedl be a contestant on the second season of The Celebrity Apprentice. Gulbis has earned over $3.6 million since finishing second in LPGA Rookie of the Year points in 2002. 

She's actually starred in her own reality show for the golf channel, aptly named The Natalie Gulbis Show. She's really, really cute.

Safe to say, we're not gonna watch the second season of Celebrity Apprentice.

Here are three new quasi celebrities that have been added to the new season of Celebrity Apprentice:

1. Tom Green: Comedian, former MTV talk show host
2. Clint Black: Country music artist
3. Jesse James: Monster Garage host

These F-listers join the likes of Khloe Kardashian and Dennis Rodman on the show. Will you be watching?

NBC is staying mum about the new season of Celebrity Apprentice, but we have learned that Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis has been added to the lineup. The Sultan of Sleaze confirmed it to Hollyscoop.com.

"I’m doing Celebrity Apprentice," Joe Francis said backstage at the Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew.

Earlier this week Donald Trump told Ryan Seacrest that he's been getting calls from stars that want to revive their career.

So far it's rumored that Khloe Kardashian, Joan and Melissa Rivers and Dennis Rodman are going to join Donald's hit show.