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With The Hills set to return March 24 with the eight bonus episodes promised at the end of Season Three, the Reality TV Scoop staff got to thinking.

What can we expect on The Hills this spring?

Well, given that these reality stars have become celebrities in their own right, we know a few things for a fact. But there's room for speculation, as well. Here are five things to watch out for come March 24 ...

• The Paris trip! Lauren Conrad finally realizes her dream of going to Paris after punting that opportunity way back when. She and Whitney Port will be there - for business and pleasure - representing Teen Vogue.

• New careers. Post-Paris trip, Teen Vogue reportedly cut ties with LC and Whitney, or they just moved on, depending on what you read. In any case, our favorite working girls may soon be working... elsewhere.

• Audrina becomes an aunt. Audrina Patridge's sister, Casey, and her fiance recently had a baby. We wonder if they will be featured at all.

• Romance, romance. While Jason Wahler and Brody Jenner provided some memorable moments, neither was the right fit for Lauren Conrad. Is there a better man out there somewhere in these Hills? Please!?

• Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt continue fake relationship! Nothing they do isn't staged, and they annoy you beyond belief. But like Britney Spears news, as much as it may sicken you, you just can't tune it out.

We have a feeling any music from Heidi Montag will blow chunks far more than it will blow anyone's mind.

But Spencer Pratt claims that the next video from his awful girlfriend will "blow people's minds very soon," and that it will be released "within the month."

Thank goodness. We haven't had anything to mock this couple for in hours.

Montag told People magazine she's been eagerly plugging away at her musical career, working in the studio "every night for about two months." The next song will sound different than her previous, abysmal effort, "Higher."

"It's all different," Montag said. "There's some edgier stuff, they're some fun dance tracks â€" it's everything. It's definitely going to be different than what everyone suspects."

As for her influences, Heidi mentioned Britney Spears, Kylie Minogue, Christina Aguilera and, well, the Beatles. Of course.

"I feel like all artists inspire music in one way or another," The Hills star profoundly said.

Lauren Conrad hinted all week that she made a "life-changing decision" in the Season 3 finale of The Hills, and she made good on her promise.

After passing up a summer internship in Paris to be with beau Jason Wahler in Season 1, LC got another chance to visit the fashion capital after boss Lisa Love told her she could accompany her pal/boss Whitney Port on a work trip!

After the finale, it was announced by Lauren Conrad that this spring, we'll get to see their Paris trip and much more as part of eight new episodes of The Hills!

Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port are Paris-bound!

Elsewhere, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag found themselves at a crossroads as wedding planning differences continued to threaten their relationship.

How did Brody take the news of LC's trip? What happened with Spencer and Heidi? Follow the link for a full recap of last night's quasi-finale of The Hills ...

It was a wild night Monday on The Hills, in which both main couples - Heidi and Spencer, Lauren and Brody - struggled to determine the future of the relationship.

At a Halloween party at Lauren Conrad's pad, our girl wanted to be more assertive when it came to her on-again, off-again love, but after a tough defeat at beer pong, Brody Jenner ditched out early with his pal, Frankie Delgado.

Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt accused Heidi Montag of not wanting to get married at all because she wanted to push back the wedding date, prompting Heidi to fire back that she's the only one who gives anything in this relationship. Snap!

Will last night's horrific fight between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt mean the end of the daily bikini photos plastered across any celebrity site willing to pay up?

Elsewhere, a Justin-Bobby-free Audrina Patridge turned her lovin' attention to Corey, an easy-going Australian who seems several leagues above J-Bobby.

For the complete rundown of last night's drama and events, follow the link to continue reading about this great episode of The Hills ...

Drama was certainly not in short supply for Audrina Partridge and Lauren Conrad on last night's all-new episode of The Hills. What happened?

First, there was the introduction of Stephanie Pratt - yes, the sister of the one and only Spencer Pratt. And she was out for blood with LC.

Stephanie Pratt confronted Lauren Conrad at the L.A. club Opera while LC was out with pals. The "she-Pratt" and LC bickered and Conrad pal Brody Jenner found himself in the middle of it, telling Pratt to back off!

Justin-Bobby Brescia, Audrina Patridge, and Lauren Conrad.

Meanwhile, during the same night at the same club, Audrina was confronted with Justin Brescia - a.k.a. Justin Bobby - making out with some redheaded skank at the bar, then laughing about it when Audrina dared confront him.

Did Audrina Patridge give Justin Brescia the boot, or did the weasel hang on? Did LC and Stephanie Pratt come to blows, and how did Spencer Pratt take the news of this catfight the next day? Find out in our exclusive recap of The Hills.

Brad Womack dismissing DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft wasn't the only drama on the reality TV landscape last night. Far from it, reality TV fans. Far from it.

On last night's episode of The Hills, the conniving Spencer Pratt got all kinds of uncomfortable as Heidi Montag dragged him to a nice church to discuss their "dream" upcoming wedding. His response? Booking a honeymoon suite in Last Vegas, without telling her, and planning on eloping! Heidi Montag? Not thrilled.

Big smiles from Heidi Montag were in short supply last night.

Elsewhere, Lauren Conrad hit the gym with friends Whitney Port and Audrina Partridge. Whitney not only pumped some iron - she got pumped up when she scored a date a guy with their seemingly nice trainer, Jarett!

For a full rundown of all the happenings on MTV's biggest guilty pleasure, follow the link and check out this comprehensive recap of The Hills.

In a development that could only happen with people from The Hills, Spencer Pratt finds himself the subject of sex tape rumors involving himself.

A recent National Enquirer story claims that Spencer Pratt is shopping footage of himself and some friends having sex with a bunch of Brazilian women (before he met fiance Heidi Montag) and wants it released. Quietly.

Specifically, Spencer wants to leak the sex tape and say it was stolen. A ruse we would certainly never put past Spencer Pratt. Or Heidi Montag.

Spencer and Heidi: A sex tape on the way?

Alas, Spencer Pratt tells Us Weekly that there is no sex tape: "I was never on camera, and there is no sex tape. However, I did go to Brazil three years ago to film a jujitsu tournament for a documentary."

Somehow, now of this surprises us.

Despite the best efforts of Heidi Montag to convince viewers (and herself) that a quiet dinner with Spencer Pratt was all she needed on her 21st b-day, even the most phony star on reality TV couldn't see this one.

Seriously, do these two have any friends at all? And did Spencer Pratt actually pay for that Chanel purse? We highly doubt it. The scene at the end where he is furiously texting someone and ignoring a silent Heidi, though? Priceless.

Luckily, not everyone is as painful and boring as Heidi Montag. Some of the girls on The Hills actually do stuff! Audrina Patridge and Justin-Bobby saw a band - one of the members of which checked her out - while Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port successfully ran a huge Teen Vogue fashion show and party event.

As was the case a week ago, we loved seeing LC and Whitney in action doing Teen Vogue stuff, rather than just gossiping or clubbing. Justin-Bobby Brescia may also be giving Spencer Pratt a serious run for Douchebag of the Year honors.

Want more details? Click here for a thorough recap of The Hills.

Spencer Pratt is perhaps the biggest tool in America. Brody Jenner has some great hair. Lauren Conrad looked really damn hot and even professional in her work trip to Manhattan, and the amazing Whitney Port more than held her own in front of the Teen Vogue brain trust during her big presentation. And that was that.

Audrina Patridge and Heidi Montag were not featured on screen at all last night, but it was still a great episode of The Hills. Man, you have to love a good Spencer Pratt sulk-fest, as much as you despise this smarmy individual. Acting so cool when he's the farthest thing from it? If it's all staged, he does a damn good job at it.

It was nice to see the Brody-Spencer feud (as opposed to the Lauren-Heidi feud) in focus for a change of pace. We also loved seeing LC and Whitney doing work, rather than just gossiping or clubbing. Click here for a thorough recap of The Hills.

How much do you think Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag made selling this photo to celebrity gossip reporters?

The attention-starved duo made a recent appearance at a Halloween party, kissing for the cameras and dressing as Spiderman and a mermaid, respectively.

They look stupid.