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Wow! Two episodes of The Hills, back-to-back, on one Monday night. You can only imagine the drama that went down when Lauren Conrad learned that the one and only Stephanie Pratt - sister of Spencer Pratt - was in her class at FIDM!

Elsewhere, Whitney Port bid farewell to Teen Vogue and got a cool new job, where she works more on the styling end of fashion. Clueless Spencer and plastic Heidi Montag, meanwhile, continued their epic feud / mini-breakup.

That's just the beginning of an hour of excellent reality TV, fans. Click on our full episode guides for the full rundown of last night's action on The Hills ...

• "Back to L.A."
• "An Unexpected Friend"

So fake, so plastic, so annoying but oh so entertaining. Yes folks, The Hills' Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are as great a couple as reality TV could ask for.

On Monday's season premiere of The Hills, Spencer Pratt traveled to Colorado - unannounced - to try to patch up his relationship with Heidi Montag.

It didn't go well. But The Hills gossip and rumor mills are swirling that even though these events took place awhile ago, things are still rocky with Speidi.

Sources at various casinos say that not only did they stay in different rooms during their trip to Las Vegas this week, in which The Hills cameras were present and rolling, they are staying in different hotels altogether. Talk about some drama!

Heidi Montag is staying at the Palazzo, while Spencer Pratt has checked into the Hard Rock. When The Hills cameras stopped filming the gruesome twosome on multiple occasions, interaction was limited between the two. OMG!

You asked for it, and now you've got it. Okay, so there's no way you asked for this. But guess what, you're getting it anyway. Sorry, reality TV fans!

As we reported last week, Spencer Pratt got his own advice column for Radar Magazine. Just in case you haven't gotten enough of him on The Hills.

Click the link here for the full version. Excerpt below ...

YO SPENCER! I just started dating this guy who I really like. The other night, we went out and got hammered. I ended up passing out in his bed. When I woke up, I discovered that I had wet the bed. I was so embarrassed that I left while he was still asleep. If I call him, do I have to apologize or can I pretend it never happened? Or do I have to wait for him to call me?

The incomparable Spencer Pratt is all-knowing.

Spencer Pratt: Wow! This is not a situation you want to find yourself in. I would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she's pissing in bed. It's time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy. Regardless, if the guy's really cool, he might understand. Best bet is to be honest and tell him it was the drunkest you've ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it'll never happen again.

YO SPENCER! I've met my girlfriend's mother once and she really didn't like me. We're going to spend the weekend with her whole family and I need to win her over. What can I do to charm her?

Spencer Pratt: The mother-daughter relationship is the tightest bond in history. You got beef with the mom, you got beef with the daughter. I would definitely say that when I first met [Heidi Montag's] mother, she wasn't sure of me. I wasn't on my game plan. If I could've done it over, I would've bought her mom chocolate and flowers. You need to be at your best in terms of manners, language.

The Hills' Spencer Pratt, a man never known for keeping his thoughts to himself, has a new avenue for expression - the reality TV villain America loves to hate has been given his own advice column by Radar Magazine.

"Spencer is never afraid to speak his mind," says Radar editor Maer Roshan. "When asking for advice, it's always good to have someone who will be brutally honest."

The name of the Spencer Pratt advice column will reportedly be "YO SPENCER!" Really. We lack the creativity to make up something so clever.

It will debut in Radar's April issue, which hits newsstands Tuesday, March 25, the very next day after The Hills returns will eight all-new episodes.

We just hope Lauren Conrad writes in with some love questions.

In the trailer for the upcoming episodes of The Hills, it's obvious that the tension between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt is rising.

"When we get back to L.A., I need you to move out... I gave up everything for you!" Montag says. "I'm not the one who wanted to see other people!"

Did Spencer Pratt give his number to another girl? Worse?

Not surprisingly, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have chosen, exclusively, to open up about this in the new issue of Us Weekly!

Apparently, the magazine reports, there was another girl who wreaked havoc on the not-at-all-fake relationship of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

"Spencer and I have really had our ups and downs," Montag said.

"I've been betrayed by friends before, but I've never had a boyfriend do this to me. Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat."

"We're definitely on a roller coaster," Spencer Pratt admits. "I'm not too happy about a lot of things."

Montag and Pratt also revealed that their matchmaker was none other than famed Laguna Beach alumna Kristin Cavallari.

"[Kristin Cavallari] made it all happen," Pratt says. "She said to me, 'I know this girl who's so hot and perfect for you!'"

Heidi Montag's stepbrother, Eric O'Hara, will be honored with a military funeral today in his home town of Steamboat Springs, Colorado.

O'Hara, 24, a U.S. army paratrooper who served for 15 months in Iraq and a tour in Afghanistan, slipped off the roof of the Steamboat Grand Resort Hotel Thursday, where he was working for his brother-in-law's snow-removal business.

"We're going to do full military honors at the funeral," said Major Tom Earnhardt, spokesman for the 82nd Airborne Division. "The firing party, the pall bearers, the folding of the flag and the presenting of the flag to the next of kin."

Heidi Montag â€" who was still in L.A. last night at the time of this posting â€" was preparing to fly to Colorado late last night with boyfriend Spencer Pratt.

The Hills star is understandably devastated over the loss. We wish Spencer, Heidi and her whole family the best during this incredibly difficult time.

Lauren Conrad and The Hills return with eight all-new episodes of the current Season Three, starting March 24, 2008. A two-minute trailer for the new episodes appears below and, well, you won't believe some of the stuff that goes down.

From drama at work to trouble at home, Audrina, LC, Whitney, Spencer and Heidi are back - and The Hills look better than ever. Check it out ...

For Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, it was just another day of posing for the cameras and trying to cash in on their surprisingly long-lasting quasi-fame.

Guess The Hills is a pretty big cultural phenomenon.

We're not sure what the agenda was for Spencer and Heidi on this Tuesday, but with a swarm of celebrity news photographers behind and in front of them, they were surely in heaven as they strolled down Robertson Boulevard ...

  Just another day in the life of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.

On top of her crappy music, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt apparently have all sorts of interesting new pursuits lined up.

"We're definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game," Pratt told Us Weekly last week at video game giant Electronic Arts' Burnout Paradise pre-Valentine's Day lounge in Los Angeles, Calif.

Spencer Pratt, who said he is collaborating with EA on the game, said that the game "is top secret. But let's just say that everyone will be addicted."

Good news, though, for all of you fans-non-fans of The Hills couple:

"You can definitely play as us or you can play against us," Pratt said.

"You can even torture me!"

Well, if you insist.

"Just be ready, that's all I have to say."

We've got $100 that says this game never comes out. Takers?

With The Hills set to return March 24 with the eight bonus episodes promised at the end of Season Three, the Reality TV Scoop staff got to thinking.

What can we expect on The Hills this spring?

Well, given that these reality stars have become celebrities in their own right, we know a few things for a fact. But there's room for speculation, as well. Here are five things to watch out for come March 24 ...

• The Paris trip! Lauren Conrad finally realizes her dream of going to Paris after punting that opportunity way back when. She and Whitney Port will be there - for business and pleasure - representing Teen Vogue.

• New careers. Post-Paris trip, Teen Vogue reportedly cut ties with LC and Whitney, or they just moved on, depending on what you read. In any case, our favorite working girls may soon be working... elsewhere.

• Audrina becomes an aunt. Audrina Patridge's sister, Casey, and her fiance recently had a baby. We wonder if they will be featured at all.

• Romance, romance. While Jason Wahler and Brody Jenner provided some memorable moments, neither was the right fit for Lauren Conrad. Is there a better man out there somewhere in these Hills? Please!?

• Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt continue fake relationship! Nothing they do isn't staged, and they annoy you beyond belief. But like Britney Spears news, as much as it may sicken you, you just can't tune it out.