Phew! We had a scare on Rock of Love this week.
The entire house ganged up on our girl Daisy De La Hoya simply because she still lives with her ex-boyfriend and strips to support him. Booze was thrown, names were called. It was almost as ugly as Daisy herself.
But Bret Michaels, being the mature, profound man that he is, decided to keep Daisy on the show. Check out her reaction to the honor below:
If ever there were an evening for trashy reality TV, it would be Sunday night. What better way to begin your week, right? Let's see what went down on the following three shows:
Big Brother: As usual, the Sunday night episode opened with several minutes of commentary on last week's events to help remind viewers of what had happened. In a few words, Chelsia was evicted and Natalie won Head Of Household â" there's the first ten minutes... -- Reality TV Magazine
That's Amore: This is the penultimate episode of That's Amore, thank God. It's kind of amazing, and a commentary on MTV's lack of faith in this show, that 14 women can get eliminated in just six episodes... -- Buddy TV
Rock of Love: They arrive in Vegas without incident and are no sooner in their suite then Jessica and Destiny are delivered golf outfits for their date with Brett. Surprisingly, Jessica apparently played on her high school golf team, so she's excited about the outing... -- Zap2It
On a skank-filled evening of reality TV, here's a look at what went down on a trio of shows...
Rock of Love: We're treated to Kristy Joe Muller calling her second - and current - husband. Whom she may or may not have a restraining order against. She obliquely tells him that "a lot of stuff we went through has started surfacing." Because no one can comprehend Kristy Joe, he asks her what that is supposed to mean. -- Zap2It
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: We open up this week with the older sisters and mom gathered around, and Kim's got an announcement: she was the number one Google search last week! Hooray! -- TVgasm
That's Amore: While the other girls are at breakfast, Talor sneaks into Domenico Nesci's bed for some private cuddling. The girls get their pizza deliver and they are informed about yet another food-themed challenge, this one involving live chickens that Ashley McNeely is tending to. -- Buddy TV
Being referred to by Bret Michaels as his "Ukrainian love tank." was not enough to keep Inna Dmitrenko on Rock of Love. The contestant was voted off last week.
Still, Dmitrenko has no hard feelings. She agrees with Bret that a love connection hadn't formed.
"I thought we were making a great connection, but towards the end, all the girls were throwing themselves at him, and I just don't compete with that kinda stuff. I sort of think that Bret was two-faced, especially in this episode," Dmitrenko said.
"I liked him way better in the first season. To my face, he never called me a love tank. Every time we hung out, he seemed very interested. But seeing the show, it's now a whole different story. I'm a love tank? What does that mean? I'm a little disappointed."
We'd be, too. If either Daisey De La Hoya or Kristy Joe Muller get eliminated from the show any time soon.
What's more American than crotch shots these days?
Not much. That attention-seeing behavior has become a tradition in the country.
But Rock of Love contestant Daisy De La Hoya appears set on embarrassing this nation even more than she did with that Britney Spears-like pose. Check her out now, singing our national anthem from this week's edition of that crappy reality show:
Daisy De La Hoya is the niece of boxer Oscar De La Hoya.
She's also a contestant on this season of Rock of Love.
She's also a major fan of Britney Spears, at least according to the following photograph, first published by celebrity gossip site TMZ.
Is that cocaine in front of Daisy? No, she claims, it's just flour. Of course.
This weekend, Saturday Night Live ran a skit that mocked Rock of Love and Bret Michael's search for a soulmate. The show's two main targets? Peyton and Daisy.
The pair of reality show contestants have now responded to the mockery, with Peyton (pictured) defending the implication that Michaels wasn't attracted to her:
OK...even Saturday Night Live spoofed me regarding the âunattractiveness'. Dudes! Bret and I had a total attraction to one another. The scene of me in his room and us talking...well, alot was left out and I knew how he felt about me and he thought I was hot and cool and the total package....but they didn't show that...editing, editing, editing.
However, we did not have the love chemistry necessary to take it to another level. But, hey, at least we found out and we will be friends forever...I hope.
We all hope, Peyton.
Meanwhile, Daisy shared the following thoughts about being spoofed on Saturday Night Live:
So They Did This Funny Spoof Of The Show On SNL... It Was Great... Even Though I Cried A Little Because They Made Fun Of Me.. I Still Laughed... You Have To Laugh At Your Self Sometimes!! And I will be The first To Admit That Sometimes Im Ridiculous... But Hey Im just me!!Â
Not every television in the country was tuned in to the Academy Awards last night. Some actually aired the following reality TV shows...
Rock of Love: Bret Michaels personally wakes the girls up, and then they get a note for today's challenge, all about being a cowgirl. Catherine has done barrel riding all her life. That old lady is just full of surprises. -- Buddy TV
Big Brother: James came up with Operation Condor for his HOH week. As he put it: "The condor swoops in and takes the top shelf." While the name has military flair, we're pretty sure it was just an excuse to make bird noises. James and Adam thoroughly enjoyed impersonating the bird of prey. -- TV Squad
Scott Baio is 46... and Pregnant: The episode started off with the arrival of Scott and Renee's baby nurse (who came complete with a British accent), Helen. The first thing Helen did was to order Scott to never smoke inside the house again (a good bit of advice). -- Zap2It
What does Bret Michaels look for in a woman? A pair of contestants on Rock of Love know the answer, as detailed by TV Guide in a new feature on the show:
The two women crowd around a mirror, slicing ordinary tops into shredded piece of garments/rocker seduction.
"Does that look too slutty?" a blonde asks, attacking her white tank. A brunette hacks three inches off her own black fishnet shirt: "Yeah, but that's a good thing!" The fishnet scrap is wrapped around a lamp, and cleavage bounces as everyone points and laughs in delight: "Look, now the lamp looks slutty, too!"
As women are voted off every week on the show, the remaining hopefuls learn from their competitors' mistakes. They've been doing whatever it takes â" lap dances and stripper-pole work included â" to win the attention of the former Poison lead singer.
Once they get it, do any of them sample what Michaels refers to as "the real rock of love"? When asked, Michaels gets that bad-boy look in his eyes and says: "I don't want to kiss and tell, but so far, there might'a been a couple, two or three."
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The two main reality shows that aired last night were based around sex: which skanky single would have it with Bret Michaels on Rock of Love; and which teammates would hook up on Big Brother. Let's find out!
Rock of Love: The "divine nine" wake up and Big John hands them their next clue: it's time for the second annual Bret Michaels Mud Bowl! Catherine the cougar is excited, because she's a dirty Montana girl. Daisy is terrified of getting hurt, probably because she's really tiny. -- Buddy TV
Big Brother: Allison threw out an ultimatum very early in the episode where she basically told Jen that she'd tell the house about her secret if Jen was disrespectful to her at any point in the game. Is it us, or does Allison seem way too defensive about the Jen and Ryan relationship? -- TV Squad
