Earlier this week, celebrity gossip website TMZ posted footage from recentl Rock of Love Bus auditions held in the Hamptons.
What ensued? Just what you'd expect: discourse on breasts, bandannas and Bret Michaels. One girl looks drunkenly into the camera and says: “I’m not the perfect girl. I’m an alcoholic.”
Truer words have never been spoken on reality TV.
Check out TMZ's video now.
With the announcement of Rock of Love 3, it seems that it's easier for Bret Michaels to heal inside after his tragic breakup with Ambre Lake and move on, embarking on yet another reality TV love quest.
For the third installment of the reality hit, the Poison frontman's quest will be called Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels. Really.
Young women vying for his affection will follow the aging rock star on a month-long tour across the country. Hilarious hijinks will follow.
This is almost as shocking as the discovery of a new Toastee nude photo.
Bret Michaels and Rock of Love season two winner Ambre Lake have broken up. Before you go doubting the validity of this rumor, consider the source: VH1 itself.
The network released the following statement, which announced the plans for Rock of Love 3 in 2009:
Rock star Bret Michaels tried twice to find love by filling a mansion with gorgeous women and having them compete for his heart. But after the final pass was handed out and the cameras stopped rolling, Bret’s picks didn’t work out. He and season two winner, Ambre Lake, really tried to make it work and although they still remain close friends, between his tour line-up and her work schedule there’s no time for a relationship.
“Seasons one and two of Rock of Love shattered ratings records and VH1 is so happy to have Bret back for another outrageous season. This time we’ll reveal Bret in his most comfortable setting- the infamous rock star tour bus.” said Jeff Olde, VH1’s Executive Vice President, Original Programming and Production.
“Bret has been very upfront and honest about how difficult maintaining a normal relationship may be for a touring rock star. He’s right, it’s absolutely an insane lifestyle and neither of us had the time to make it work,” Lake said.
Are you surprised Michaels and Lake didn't work out? If so, there's a bridge in Brooklyn we'd love to try and sell you.
On a recent MySpace blog, Ambre Lake claimed there was no Rock of Love 3 in the works. She didn't make any far fetched assumptions that her and Bret Michaels were getting married, either, though.
"We are dating and as we both discussed on the reunion show we are not disillusioned," Ambre wrote. "Don't think we're going to run off and get married. We are dating in the 'real' world and just seeing where things will go."
Regarding the Daisy and Heather cat fight, during the show's reunion special, Ambre didn't offer any new insight:
"I know there has been a lot of animosity between the two of them and I can understand that, but I just feel it was unfortunate that it had to become physical."
In closing, Ambre said she's been venturing into various projects to further her television career. She didn't offer much detail, however.
"I have been traveling doing some appearances and auditioning like crazy for upcoming projects," she wrote. "I will keep you guys posted on new things as they come along."
As we recounted last week, Daisy De La Hoya and Heather Chadwell got into a rumble during the Rock of Love 2 reunion show. Check it out now.
Reportedly, the reasons for the brawl went beyond what viewers saw on air.
"I was sick and fed up," Heather said about why she went after Daisy, going into detail about why she developed a grudge against the show's runner-up.
During the show, Daisy supposedly opened up to Heather, as the pair of nut jobs formed a great bond and:
"[Daisy] told me a lot of things about herself that could not be aired... I know things about her that the public doesn't, and I'm not going into my interviews, putting her on blast. I could completely ruin her career, and I have not done that."
Reality TV Scoop note #1: Can someone let us know what being "put on blast" entails?
Reality TV Scoop note #2: Daisy De La Hoya has a career?!?
So, how does all of this play into the beer between Heather and Daisy? The former says De La Hoya went after Heather's new man after the series finished taping.
"She comes back, and she's calling the guy I just had an interview about," Heather said. "She interviews him, and she's all over him. I come back to the States and people are telling me that she's reaching out to him online, for the world to see."
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Last night got the reality TV week started in proper fashion. The Rock of Love reunion delivered cat fights galore, while Viva Hollywood remained our new favorite show about wannabe Spanish soap opera stars...
Rock of Love Reunion: Just great stuff all around. Daisy admits to hooking up with Bret multiple times. After calling each other names, we finally get what we wanted as Heather shoves Daisy and a catfight breaks out. Security holds them off, but Daisy storms away while Bret comforts Heather... -- Zap2It
Big Brother: After Natalie walked out of the house, Ryan immediately brought up Adam's loose lips asking him why he spilled the beans on who voted which way. Adam denied the allegations to Ryan, but in a Diary Room confessional admitted that he was guilty... -- Reality TV Magazine
Ambre Lake may have won Rock of Love 2 last night, but it looks like Heather gets the last laugh.
In the following clip from the upcoming Rock of Love reunion, she takes it to everyone's favorite nut job, Daisy de la Hoya. See for yourself:
Overcoming an emotional wreck of a former stripper in Daisy de la Hoya, Ambre Lake vanquished all other desperate women last night and won the second season of Rock of Love.
Why did Bret Michaels choose Ambre over Daisy?
"She is perfect for me," he said. "She is not only smart and confident and funny, but she's also unbelievably hot."
That sums it up. Look for Ambre and Bret to pretend to be together until he signs up for Rock of Love 3 live happily ever after.
It was an emotional roller coaster for Ambre Lake. But the television host now gets to worry about STDs for the rest of her life alongside Bret Michaels.
Bret Michaels has been added to a breach-of-contract lawsuit filed Friday against the producers of Rock of Love by the owner of the $9 million home where they filmed the VH1 series' second season last winter.
Ray Sahranavard claims at least $380,000 worth of damage was done to his Encino, Calif., mansion after Mindless Entertainment Inc. promised to take care of the residence and provide an additional $3 million of liability insurance for him. Just in case, of course.
Sahranavard alleges that, upon returning to his home after two months of filming, he found holes in the walls and ceilings, the doors had been removed, most of his grass and outdoor plants had died, and the interior of the home had been almost entirely repainted.
We hate to even speculate on what he found on the sheets.
A general contractor assessed the damage at $380,000.
A pair of absurd dating shows and a reality show mainstay graced television screens last night. Here's a look at what went down on each...
That's Amore: Domenico takes the two girls to Italy, but sadly, Ashley McNeely is left behind. Once they arrive at Domenico's village, the girls are a bit disillusioned to see that he lives in a tiny village out of a bad movie. -- Buddy TV
Rock of Love: The three girls returned to an empty house and were forced to do some cleaning because guests were arriving. Then the fateful moment when the doorbell rings occurred, it wasn't an ex of Bret's, though, the families came! -- Celebrity Cafe
Big Brother: After Adam won Head Of Household, he said he felt much more confident in his abilities with the power this time around. Natalie claimed yet again that she had a dream that Adam would win HOH, saying it's almost like God is talking to her. Well okay then.-- Reality TV Magazine
