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Megan Hauserman has appeared on Beauty and the Geek, Rock of Love 2, I Love Money and, later this month, Rock of Love Girls: Charm School.

For all her reality TV appearances, though, this busty blonde isn't exactly a talker. She's more like a drunk laugher.

Here are highlights from an interview Megan gave following her elimination on the I Love Money season finale:

I thought it was weird that you said you didn’t come to win, you just came to play the game.
I never thought I was going to win. I just thought the show would be fun and it was.

I never watched Beauty and the Geek, but I know that you won, so you were obviously a big part of that show. But was being the star of I Love Money a different experience for you?
Yeah. With Beauty and the Geek, they wanted to bring out the good in you. This show was the opposite. It brought out the worst in you.

If you had to have sex with a girl, would you pick Brandi?
No! (Laughs hysterically.) I could never, under any circumstances. We share a bed. But it’s a full-size bed.

You stroked her.
I was drunk!

Is that your excuse for everything?
Well, it is a big part of things.

Rodeo told me that you dropped Lily on the head and that’s why she’s retarded. Is that true?
That is not true. It may have added, but… (laughs). She jumped out of my arms when she was a baby and she hit her head. It was an accident. My mom told me that I jumped out of her arms when I was a baby, too.

Come on, 12 Pack. You should have known better than to trust Toastee.

Did you really think a woman known for her sex tape wouldn't screw... you over?

Believing that his alliance with Ms. Toof was strong, 12 Pack was practically pleading to be placed in the final three on last night's I Love Money episode. Turns out he underestimated Megan Hauserman, though, as she organized Pack's elimination.

Did the group make the right decision?

I Love Money is now 12 abdominal muscles less entertaining.

I Love Money premiered last night.

And with this train wreck of a VH-1 reality show, viewers were re-introduced to Megan Hauserman. This blonde bombshell attempted to steal Bret Michaels' heart on Rock of Love, while she also tried to steal the innocence of teenage boys in a 2006 Playboy spread.

You can see Megan Hauserman nude now - and you can also follow this article's jump to see shots of this reality TV star from her Playboy pictorial...

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Megan Hauserman is the epitome of a reality TV star.

Desperate for attention and rather cute, Megan has appeared on both Beauty and the Geek and Rock of Love 2. Oh, she also posed for Playboy.

Check out this array of Megan Hauserman photos now. Be sure to click on each one for an enlarged version. Enjoy!

Megan Hauserman is really doing anything to stay in the news.

The winner of Season 3 of Beauty and the Geek has already posed nude for Playboy. Now? She's hoping to see Bret Michaels in the buff... for life!

In her reality TV career so far, Hauserman was partnered with Alan Zackheim on Beauty and the Geek, as the two were awarded the cash prize on the show for changing the most.

She also has enjoyed a relatively successful modeling career, having posed for Playboy and been named Playboy Cybergirl of the week in February of 2006.

But it hasn't been enough.

Hauserman will appear as a contestant on Rock of Love 2, hoping to earn the affection of the former Poison frontman. But for what possible reason? In her casting video, Megan says she was compelled to join the show as fulfillment of a lifelong dream.

"I think that I was born to be a rock star girlfriend," she said. "I can't even help it. It's like a calling, like, nurses… I mean nuns… they feel a calling, they have to go to the convent. That's me! I feel it! It's calling me. It's meant to be. I can't even help it.

It really is exactly like being a nun.

Megan Hauserman, winner of the third Beauty and the Geek, is one of "The Sexiest Women of Reality TV."

So a new calendar dubs her and a slew of other hotties you probably recognize. Here's a list of the pseudo celebrities you can find in this special calendar:

• January: Jenn Grijalva from The Real World
• Feb: Angel Carter from House of Carter
• March: Tonya Cooley from The Real World
• April: Erica Rose from The Bachelor
• May: Parvati Shallow from Survivor
• June: Holly Huddleston & Molly Shea from Sunset Tan
• July: Robin Hibbard from The Real World
• September: Katie Doyle from Road Rules
• October: Valerie Penso from Temptation Island
• November: Sarah Kozer from Joe Millionaire
• Bonus Month: Brooke "Pumkin" Thompson from Flavor of Love