Living Lohan News

Trust us, Lindsay Lohan didn't become screwed up solely due to Dina Lohan's lack of parenting skills (which were on full display during last night's series premiere of Living Lohan.)

Ex-convict Michael Lohan played a significant role in the misguided values of his family, as well.

Here's an excerpt of a blog entry Michael wrote for OK! magazine following last night's episode of Living Lohan:

"For now, let's just say I'm still trying to figure out if this show is about managing Ali's career and being a "real" mother, or reading tabloids... If this show is about the being a mother and a manager, the most important thing is to set a good example by instilling positive values, and doing what's right for the kid's sake. Not for our own!"

Amen, Michael! Not for your own. Just bear this in mind:

That message may not come across to well when you write it in a celebrity gossip tabloid blog that's obviously paying you for your thoughts. Moron.

Here's something as shocking as the fact that Heather Chadwell would appear on another reality show:

Critics are living up to bash a pair of new E! reality shows.

According to The Boston Herald, It's Complicated (which chronicles the pathetic life of Denise Richards) and Living Lohan (which gives Dina Lohan a chance to pimp out younger daughter Ali Lohan) are as bad as it gets. Here's an excerpt from the review:

[Denise Richards] and Dina Lohan, star of "Living Lohan" (debuting Monday at 10:30 p.m. on E!), have one thing in common. They're obsessed with what others say about them. Both (or their assistants) scour the tabloids and the Internet looking for the latest dirt...

If stupidity were a crime, Lohan and Richards would have a double date with the electric chair.

Denise Richards plays with a pig on It's Complicated. This is as exciting as the show gets.

Consider this a reason to watch Living Lohan: Lindsay Lohan will NOT be appearing on the reality show.

Of course, awful mother Dina Lohan still will be. In fact, she's the person who said her eldest daughter would be avoiding the cameras on this E! program.

"Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes," Dina tells TV Guide in its upcoming issue.

It's not a step backwards for Dina, though. It's actually a step forwards, she insists, as this is her chance to shoot down rumors about her screwed up family.

"I just want to get the message across that we are a normal family," Dina said. "People believe I'm this crazy party mom, [but] I have never partied with Lindsay."

No, you've just pimped her and daughter Ali out to the highest bidder every chance you've gotten.

Behold, we've uncovered a preview of the Apocalypse, otherwise known as Living Lohan, the new reality series starring Dina Lohan and Ali Lohan.

Take a look at it now as we go vomit for a few hours:

Just when we thought it couldn't get any more pathetic than the upcoming Denise Richards reality show, or a second season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, there's this reality TV news:

Ali Lohan and Dina Lohan will be starring in a summer series called Living Lohan.

Sadly, the show won't have anything to do with these media whores being shipped to Antarctica, never to be heard from again. Instead, Living Lohan will focus on Dina's attempt to help Ali get famous, despite an utter lack of talent.

"Viewers will go inside the Lohan's Long Island home for the first time to follow Dina as she works double duty as mom and manager to help Ali try to follow in her big sister [Lindsay's] famous footsteps," a press release for the show says.