Flavor of Love News (Page 2)

We've compiled our own recaps of Dancing With the Stars and The Bachelor, so forgive us if we need some help with a pair of other programs.

For all you fans out there, here are some breakdowns of two of reality TV's hottest, strangest shows, courtesy of Buddy TV. Follow the links to continue:

Pussycat Doll solo artist Nicole Scherzinger stops by the set, and one girl gets in a throwdown with vocal coach Kenn Hicks. Natalie opens the episode by declaring that being beautiful is a talent. Robin gathers the girls together and says she'll now be judging them individually, not in groups. This week's challenge is all about vocal expression, which means the girls actually have to sound decent ...

Flavor Flav announces that the girls will make a Flavor of Love 3 Girls calendar. Prancer thinks this is every girls dream. Yes, even if Hillary Clinton were to become president, every girl's great regret will be not posing suggestively for a calendar. Helping out are former Flavor of Love stars Buckwild (who has her own clothing line) and Saaphyri (who has her own brand of lip chap, whatever the hell that is). In the end, it all boils down to Shy or Hotlanta...

While we provided readers with in-depth episode guides for last night's premieres of Dancing with the Stars and The Bachelor, you can't expect the same from us for Flavor of Love. There's only so much smut we can stand.

Here's a look at what went down, however, on last night's Flavor of Love: Myammee, clad in just a bikini, pays Flavor Flav a late night visit. He needs her to wait a second so he can drop the kids off at the pool and overdose the room with air freshener. We're no doctors, but we think he has IBS. -- Buddy TV

There were certainly a trio of eclectic shows from which viewers could choose their reality TV last night. From models to skanks, let's recap them below...

Make Me A Supermodel: The models wake up to a cruel, cruel reality. It's possible that one of Perry's henchmen will be leaving. But no one's counting their chickens before they pose, in light of Ben's outburst(s) last week. Holly tells Shannon that she'll be so happy if Beautiful Frankie or Casey leave, meaning Perry will have one fewer audience member in his personal laugh track. -- TVGasm

Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious: This week's oddly avant garde PCD video message is about Style. When Robin addresses them, she says that while it's important to be part of a group, they should also stand out on their own. The girls are broken up into 3 Disco-themed groups.  -- Zap2It

Flavor of Love: Sinceer, Thing 1 and Thing 2 are still hating on Bee-Ex for being on Fear Factor. The next morning they get their challenge, which is to dress up in a costume and write a bedtime story about it. And you thought the Brothers Grimm were gruesome. -- Buddy TV

Here's a review of last night's reality TV, which featured one mainstay in the genre and a pair of shows that focus on a washed up singer and wannabe singers, respectively...

Flavor of Love: Now that Ice and Rayna are gone, the Things turn their vicious ness towards Bee-Ex and Seezinz for no discernible reasons. Hotlanta tells Prancer to stop acting like a ho, but the feisty reindeer ignores her because Hotlanta used to be a stripper. -- Buddy TV

Project Runway: We're caught up on everything we already know: Five designers are going to fashion week, but only three of them will be on TV. Rami has to beat Chris' butt one more time before he is given the chance to loosely pin fabric on a skin covered skeleton. -- TVGasm

Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious: Two of the Pussycat Dolls pop up in the oddly cut video to introduce this week's lesson of Charisma - something that can "turn fans into fanatics." -- Zap2It

Last night, reality TV viewers were treated to a series of skanks doing what they do best: chasing love and dancing. Here are recaps of Flavor of Love and Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious.

Flavor of Love: As this episode begins, Prancer is bugged about Ice being on the radio. The ladies get dolled up for their next challenge, though Myammee is late because of her extensive beauty regimen. They're split into two teams, each one getting $1,000 to design a restaurant. -- Buddy TV

Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious: After the requisite recap of last week's shenanigans, we jump right in as the 12 finalists move into the loft. The girls giggle and scream and freak-out as they run around looking at everything. At one point, Natalie's confessional has her stating that she has an advantage over all the other girls because she feels she's attractive, can sing, can dance, etc. -- Zap2It

It was a busy night of reality TV. So let's get right to a trio of of episode guides!

The Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious: Instead of seeing a lengthy audition process, we're treated to the top 15 finalists who are broken into 5 groups of three. Natalie strikes us as being particularly cut-throat the way she sizes up Charlotte, who she sees as her main competition. -- Zap2It

Dance War: It's the season finale. Earlier in the week, Bruno took his team to a resort to relax. Unfortunately, the fun comes to an end and it's back to practice. He tells the group it will be performing "These Boots Were Made for Walking" and everyone talks about how critical tonight's performances are. You think?!? -- Reality News Online

Flavor of Love: The girls get their first challenge, which is to dress up like nurses and cure what's ailing Flavor Flav. Rayna goes crazy looking for her black tube of perfume. At the emergency room, the girls will privately treat their man in the Flavor Flav General Hospital. -- Buddy TV

Forget The Hills for a moment.

Flavor of Love 3 might be the fakest show on TV.

Flavor Flav, who was dumped by his season-one winner, Hoopz, and never bothered to call his season-two winner, Deelishis, is rumored to be engaged... and not to a women from the current reality show.

"Right after season two wrapped Flav got yet another woman pregnant," a source told The New York Post. "He decided he was in love with her and they got engaged. He never even bothered to call Deelishis after the reunion show.

He has a fiancée he's in love with and doesn't want to cheat on, but he'd already cashed his check that VH1 gave him for season three - and the show resurrected his career. He was dead broke before, so he's doing it for his family."

A rep for VH1 denies this rumor, however: "Flav is not engaged. It's true he's on his eighth child but, as he's said in the past, he'd like 10. So there's two more to go."

Is Shy the next New York?

After one episode of Flavor of Love 3, this fairly insane contestant is earning comparisons with Tiffany Pollard. Her response to that?

"People say I remind them of a betta version of New York. But did u c my weave though how could u compare me to her stop playin," she said, or perhaps wrote in broken English, to Buddy TV.

One way we can compare these ladies is through their unusual levels of confidence. After all, here's how Shy describes herself:

"I Grew up as an awesome, Curious, Ambitious, child destiny for greatness , daughter of a Preacher. I am a masterpiece."

Okay then. What kind of masterpiece is she specifically? "I'm a ‘Renaissance Woman': I rap, sing, dance, act, model t.v host and do comedy… dont forget tap dance jus playing lol."

Does this mean Shy has ambitions outside of a life with Flavor Flav? Yes. She isn't, well, shy about wanting to break into the entertainment world:

"Super Star! YES SIR! I'AM CHI TOWN! I DO IT ALL WHATEVER U NEED FROM ACTING TO MUSIC TO DANCE I DO IT ALL"

We can see the name of her reality show now: Are You a Shy Guy? 

As Dance War counted down to its final nine contestants last night, Flavor of Love just got started on a new, exciting, skanky season. Let's not waste any more time before delving into the details of each show's latest episode...

Dance War: Carrie Ann gave her team a day off from rehearsing this week as a reward for winning two weeks in a row, and treated them to a day at the spa. Bradley was in his element, and Elizabeth teased him for his divatude... -- Buddy TV

Flavor of Love: As Flavor Flav explained, love is like a baseball game. His first strike was with Brigitte Nielsen in Strange Love, his second strike was with Hoopz in Flavor Of Love 1, and his third strike was with Deelishis in Flavor Of Love 2. "If I get any more strikes, I'm out," the non-baseball fan said... -- Reality TV Magazine

How does Flavor Flav feels about the third season of his reality show, premiering February 11 on VH1? He's got one word for viewers: bananas.

"You've got to upgrade. So I changed some things up in Season 3, and it's definitely going to be bananas. Let me put it this way: It's - wow - a whole different look," Flav said to TV Guide in a recent interview. "Some of the events are different. And I got in positions that you wouldn't expect Flavor Flav to be in. I'm going sky-diving and chartering planes to take girls to even more romantic places."

The series will follow a similar format to the show's first two editions, with the Public Enemy rapper whittling down a group of women vying for his affection. The first time around, he dissed Tiffany Pollard.

"Usually I give the girls nicknames, but not this time," Flav said. "The Season 3 girls let me know what they want to be called."

This season's cast ranges in age from 21- to 30-years-old, includes three women who work at Hooters, and five contestants who were chosen by online viewer voting.

"You can tell right off that I got a different batch of females! But don't worry; I weeded out the fake hood-rats and the spitters," the star of the series said. "People are like books. All you've got to do is read 'em, and I'm not dumb. I have a good sense of intuition."