A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
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Food and drink dominated the reality TV airways last night, as viewers were treated to new episodes of Hell's Kitchen and A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Here's what went down on each...

Hell's Kitchen: The reward for the red team is a day at the spa. This probably sounded a lot better when the team was all women. Not that men don't like manicures and pedicures and mud masks, but we do wonder what the reward would have been if the men had won... -- TV Squad

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: Tila Tequila leaves a bowl of questions in the living room that everyone must answer honestly. Bo would sleep with Tila in front of the entire nation. One question is about gay marriage, and Chad vehemently opposes it, citing that people would take advantage of it and get married just to get their friends' benefits... -- BuddyTV

While two reality TV mainstays aired last night - American Idol and Dancing with the Stars - a couple of other modest hits also hits the airways. Here's a recap of them both...

Hell's Kitchen: This week both teams had to cook for a girl's Sweet 16 party. Both teams go to Farmers Market and have to decide which food to buy. This is a really funny sequence, if only for the fact that no one listens to a thing Matt says... -- TV Squad

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: The Message in the Bottle informs the contestants it's time for Tila Tequila's Second Annual Bi-Athlon. The entire race must be run while wearing a wet suit and flippers, through a kiddie pool, into the real pool to retrieve a pearl necklace, into another kiddie pool to get an assigned blue ball in their mouths, and down the Slip 'n' Slide... -- BuddyTV

In a shocking, hilarious admission, Tila Tequila says she's open to the possibility of finding a soulmate that is a "butchy girl" on the second season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.

"They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians," Tila said. "But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot."

Isn't it nice when people learn something about themselves?

If you haven't seen the video of Paula Abdul screwing up more than ever on American Idol, check it out now. Then, read through the following pair of reality TV recaps...

Hell's Kitchen: This week's challenge is to make pizza. Gordon Ramsay wants to put a gourmet pizza on the menu (but not one topped with truffles, because they cost approximately $9000 each). He gives the teams 45 minutes to come up with a gourmet pizza... -- TV Squad

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: The final 18 arrive at the mansion in limos, pink and blue, natch. Chad is more excited to move into Tila than he is moving into the house, if you get his meaning. Michelle wants to bite Tila's sexy Asian ass. They see the big bed, and Brittany promises to castrate any male genitalia in her face... -- BuddyTV

With American Idol on last night, it was easy to forget that A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila premiered its second season, while Hell's Kitchen continued to escalate Gordon Ramsay's blood pressure into dangerously high levels.

Here are recaps of the latter two shows:

A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: The girls are assigned to do a talent show. Kristy does cartwheels. Tashi hula hoops. Samantha is a cheerleader. Brittany pogo sticks. Tarra plays the accordion. Janny sings poorly. V does some slam poetry... -- BuddyTV

Hell's Kitchen: The show picks up right where last week left off. The chefs, after an appalling service, head up to their lair for some R&R. Ramsay finds the PA system and orders them back to kitchen to clean up, even though it's after midnight... Reality TV Magazine

We've only two weeks to get our bisexual puns ready: A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila premieres on April 22 on MTV.

Here's a Tila Tequila nude pic to get guys, and girls of course, in the mood for this dating competition: