Episode Guide
Jayde Nicole has been giving Brody Jenner a hard time for "sleeping in the same room" as Audrina Patridge during last week's episode. Or whatever actually happened that night.
Audrina blames her and tells Lauren Conrad that Brody gave her the old "Jayde and I are off and on a lot" speech before hooking up with her.
Classic move, Brody.
When Audrina Patridge had the nerve to show up to Frankie's barbecue, Jayde's friend Jo got all up in Audrina's face. Brody stepped in and reminded the girls that the conversation should only be between Audrina and Jayde.
The drunken Playboy Playmate was too much to handle, so she clocked out the first chance she got. That's when Brody Jenner hugged her goodbye.
Jayde reacted by shouting and then drowning her insecurities in alcohol, to which Brody snapped, "Keep swiggin' that Jäger."
Nothing says true love like alcohol poisoning.
Later in the episode, Audrina decides to catch up with the Brody posse at My House. Jayde was even more belligerent this time, and she and even-angrier friend Jo get back in Audrina's face.
Audrina holds her own and calls Jayde "insecure."
Meanwhile, Brody does what any man would do: sits with his head in his hands and pretends that he's not loving every second of it.
Eventually, Audrina takes the hint and hits the road.
In the obligatory post-crazy-night brunch scene, Audrina recounts the insanity. Lauren continues her sound-bite streak with this nugget:
"Playmates bring the drama! What is it with the Playmates?"
LC tells Audrina that she needs to back down because Brody has talked about Jayde being the first girl he's ever loved but Audrina is confused.
"I think it's the wrong girl. That girl is crazy," she says.
Jayde wasn't the only suspicious mind in Hollywood. Heidi intercepted a text from Stacie the Bartender asking Spencer if he were going to H. Wood that night.
Heidi decides to delete the text and have a girl's night out at H. Wood to see if Spencer and Stacie were having a secret rendezvous.
Heidi and the blondes arrive, and seconds later, Stacie and the brunettes enter. Stephanie Pratt is especially riled up.
Ultimately, Stacie left Heidi with some words of wisdom. In short, Spencer is the problem, and there will be another Stacie soon enough.
The Stacie-Spencer drama was perfect fodder for therapy.
Spencer — in a solo therapy session — agrees that he needs to "lay low" and stay out of the bar scene in order to build up Heidi's trust before he decides to flirt and/or possibly hook up with an easy target again.
But what will Brody Jenner do?
Lauren Conrad took him out to lunch to smack some sense into him. When he blames Audrina for their Hawaiian escapade, Lauren quickly squashes the accusation: "Did Audrina tell you she had a crush on you?" Snap.
When he says he's not apologizing to Audrina, Lauren says "Sometimes we sacrifice friendships for the ones we love. Wouldn't be the first time."
Snap again.
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