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A trio of quotes summed up last night's episode - and, really, every episode - of Rock of Love Bus:

• Ashley, on why she hates Natasha: “I don’t know, I just don’t like her face.”
• Ashley, on why her team will win: “One of their girls looks like a hooker that you would just find behind a dumpster."
• Bret Michaels: "I believe there should never have been a bra ever invented…I love a natural, or unnatural breast, either way."

You can review a detailed recap of the installment via VH1's official blog.

But we believe a photo says a thousand skanky, drunken words - so click on the following images from last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus and bask in the ridiculous behavior...

On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, Beverly kissed a male musician... not named Bret Michaels!

Other developments on the evening included a make-out session between two women, an attempt by all the contestants to act like roadies and a lot of discussion about eating a cheeseburger.

Catch up on the fourth week of the show via VH1's blog recap now. For photographic evidence of all the ridiculous behavior that was featured last night, click on the following pics...

Brittaney is not pleased.

The eliminated Rock of Love Bus contestant was asked by VH1 whether the show portrayed her fairly or not. Here's Brittaney's passionate response:

I feel I was portrayed completely wrong. I was probably the sweetest, nicest person on there. They took 48 hours and edited into 30 minutes and I looked like a crybaby racist. I’m far from that. I also was a little bummed out that they didn’t show the gift I gave to Bret [during the faux wedding] and instead made me look like a stalker.

It simply wasn't meant to be this season for Brittaney on Rock of Love Bus.

I donated $500 in Bret’s name to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation. My father and sister both share that with Bret. They both have full-blown diabetes. I’m a hypoglycemic because of it. It really meant a lot to me, so I got misty eyed as I was giving the gift.

When I read the vows that I wrote, which were supposed to be to a man that I was in love with on my actual wedding day – they were not meant for Bret at that moment – I was still misty because of the gift that I gave him. It’s really unfortunate that they didn’t show that.

Not just to give me kudos, because I don’t want kudos for it. I want the charity to get exposure and more donations for its cause.

On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, Melissa busted her implant. She also got caught calling her boyfriend in the middle of the night and telling him she had no respect for Bret Michaels.

Despite these mishaps, Melissa could not steal the Moment of the Episode from Brittany.

Brittany was caught having stolen her fellow contestants' sweaty socks following a hockey game. Yes, you read that sentence correctly.

Now, you gotta watch the video...

On last night's second episode of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels, the rocker asked his suitors to bring him a pretend wedding gift and write him pretend wedding vows. After all, Michaels said to them:

"The only way to be by my side, is if I can see you as my bride."

Among the nuggets the contestant gave up with for vows were:

• I promise to cook you the best, rockin’ food and never, ever wear panties.
• I will be your umbrella in the rain.
• If there’s ever a tear to fall from your perfect face, I will kiss it away until a tender smile blesses me.

Review the complete episode with VH1's detailed blog recap. Below, we focus on a series of skanky, hilarious images from this episode of Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels. Click on each to enlarge...

In an unprecedented decision, the first contestant to remove her clothes this season on Rock of Love Bus was also among the first to be eliminated.

Where did Gia go wrong? It may have been a certain crotch shot she drunkenly enacted with a fellow competitor.

VH1 recently asked Gia about her experience on the show:

How do you feel about your time on the show overall?
I love how much fun I had, but I wouldn’t have put it all out there in that one episode [if I knew I was going to be eliminated]. I would have spaced it out and let them see how wild and crazy I am over time. I know I would have stayed longer had I not been inebriated most of the time.

It cannot be understated that coming up with something that shocked Bret Michaels is an amazing feat.
It was pretty amazing, I guess. You gotta laugh about it, though. People do wild stuff when they drink and if people put you down for it, screw ‘em. I think also that you can forget that the cameras are there or that anybody else is there. You’re just kind of in your own world, doing your own thing.

What's there to say about last night's Rock of Love Bus series premiere?

The show featured your basic array of desperate, drunk women, partying it up with an over-the-hill, STD-laden rock star.

In the first of the two following clips, though, even Bret Michaels is grossed out by the actions of one hopeful suitor...

Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels, the rocker's third attempt at finding a soulmate on reality television, premiere last night.

And we could sum up the series premiere by reciting Bret's reaction to Ashley, who he described as “beautiful in a Juliette Lewis kind of way," adding that she's like “Natural Born Killers with bigger breasts.”

Or we could quote another contestant, who sold herself as "everything I think a guy would want, actually. I’m different, I’m cool, I’m fun. I’m a little bit not too smart, but it’s OK!”

But you can read an episode recap in full elsewhere, courtesy of VH1, as we focus instead on the skankified pictures that make Rock of Love Bus an instant classic. 

To paraphrase Mindy: What the blonde bimbo hell have we walked into?

Keep your eyes closed. This will go a lot easier that way.

Click on the array of photos below for a closer look at the series premiere of Rock of Love Bus. You'll be glad you did...

Ready for the most entertaining five minutes of your life?

Check out the following extended trailer for Rock of Love Bus, Bret Michaels' latest foray into the world of STDs love.

Among the quotes we love, courtesy of the girls vying for Bret's heart, are:

• Oh my god, I popped my freakin’ implant.
• I have never been on a pole, even though no one believes me. I go-go dance for a living but I’m in a cage. It’s totally different.
• We don’t get showers everyday. Sometimes we don’t get to brush our teeth everyday.

Enjoy the video:

The Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels is set to roll out on January 4.

Will there be as many broken hearts on the reality show as there are condoms? We can't wait to find out!

Click on the following images to get closer look at the desperate, dirty women vying for the affection of this rocker...