Episode Guide
We have a new favorite show!
Megan Wants a Millionaire kicks off with a narrator actually talking about Megan Hauserman's "melancholy of repeated failure." The answer, of course? Another reality TV show!
We're quickly introduced to a bronze status of Hauserman and Niles, her concierge. Yes, you read both those things correctly.
From there, Megan and her annoying tiny dog Lily greet all her potential suitors. Anyone that's watched The Bachelor knows how this goes, except each suitor's net worth is flashed on the screen along with their face. Classy!
After we meet the men, Megan has a discussion with two of her friends: Brandi C. and Cecille. Remember the former from I Love Money?
Hauserman then gives out gifts that are meant to fit each suitor's occuapation. A man that describes himself as "globe-trotting" gets a globe, for example. Get it?!?
Megan then mingles with each man and ends up spilling a drink on herself. She keeps the wet dress on. Foreshadowing, perhaps?
Instead of handing out chains or clocks or roses, Megan hands out credit cards to the suitors she wants to stay. We guess that's... sweet? Donald, a really old dude, is voted off.
His exit interview is hilarious and we find ourselves hooked on a new show.
August 3rd, 2009 6:21 PM
This show is ridiculous, but it is addicting already...