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The first task for the I Love New York 2 men involves putting on a bathing suit and giving Tiffany Pollard a present. They each get 15 minutes to swim across a pond and give her the gift, as the three best men all win a date.
The dates go to Buddha, for looking the best in his swimsuit; Tailor Made for giving the best present; and Midget Mac for showing determination. When Midget Mac gets his date, he's thrown back by the size of her fake beasts. NY offers up the most hilariously inappropriate comment when she talks about how "Midget Mac is growing on me."
Tailor Made and Buddha share their date. It's at a go-kart track. The winner of the race gets some special one-on-one time with New York. And we learn that Tailor Made is legally separated from his wife, but not officially divorced yet, which New York does not like.
Back to the house, flowers are delivered, and It answers the door and takes them as his own. Because he has no cash, he tries to pay the girl with the lemon he's chewing on it. Surprisingly, she doesn't take it. Tailor Made gets home and questions It holding his flowers. It provides the most insane rambling non-answer. She gives him a peck to thank him, and he tries to shove his tongue down her throat. She's rightfully disgusted, and when the other men try to get to the bottom of it, It blabbers some more and eventually says his friend "Larry Fishburne" (aka Lawrence) sent them on It's behalf.
Cheezy goes behind his roommate Unsure's back again and when New York confronts Unsure, he volunteers to leave. Later, Tailor Made offers to let New York call his wife to get the details on the situation.
I Love New York 2 Elimination Time!
Unsure is still there, and New York is upset. She gets the jacket and kicks him out. New York decides to give It a chain, which upsets Tailor Made, who finally comes forward that the roses were from him. Sister Patterson steps down to drill It, and he finally caves and admits "technically, I didn't buy them." Somehow, It still gets his chain.
The last chain is between Tailor Made, Knock Out and Yours. Tailor Made wins it, and New York was encouraged that his wife said there was no chance they'd get back together. She doesn't know exactly what it is about him, though I'd wager to say it's the wallet. Knock Out is going because he has a face like a pinto bean, and Yours is going because he slept all day.
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