Dancing With the Stars: Double the Elimination!

With the exception of Mya, our staff would have been happy with pretty much any contestant getting eliminated this week on Dancing with the Stars.

Season nine has been our least favorite to date.

Therefore, we were at least happy to see a pair of celebrities get the boot last night, as the more fat we can trim from this group, the better. No offense, Melissa Joan Hart and Louie Vito, who were sent packing.

"That's the game," the actress said. "It's tough, I was hoping to make it one more week. My husband was coming next week with my kids."

Two more contestants will be eliminated next week, and we have just one plea to make to America:

Please get rid of Michael Irvin. Pretty, pretty please!