"One man is going to win your heart: me."
- Jimmy to Stacey Anderson on the series premiere of The Cougar
The 23-year old personal trainer won over his older soulmate on last night's finale, earning the right to be temporarily engaged to Anderson on a show that never received even one-tenth the publicity of Jillian Harris and her exploits on The Bachelorette.
The best part of last night's episode? The staged and contrived exchange between Jimmy and Stacey at the end.
In a depiction of of product placement that trumped anything seen before on reality TV, Jimmy showed the box with the name of the jeweler to the camera first before proposing to Anderson... who proceeded to use the brand name of the ring to describe how excited she was to receive it.
It was great.



June 10th, 2009 11:15 AM
Jimmy, Stacys mine. I am Russell Ulrich. If you marry her, I will find you asshole and break every damn done in your body. You'll be in a full body cast after I am done with you. Call me if you dare at 410-960-6810.
June 11th, 2009 7:45 PM
Jimmy, you don't stand a chance with me. I'll be wining Stacy's heat. I will win her heart because I am the king of romance. Look out asshole you have competition. I will marry Stacy Anderson. Eat my dust, jerk.
June 22nd, 2009 1:33 AM
Russell, you are one sad character to come on a message board and make goofy threats. Loser.
June 23rd, 2009 12:44 PM
This is a joke right?? I mean, nobody could take this 40 year old slut for real. Any woman who loses custody of three kids MUST have serious issues!!!!!
Then again, looking at her match at least they will have a combined IQ of almost 100.
June 25th, 2009 1:04 AM
Ummm sal she didnt lose custody of her kids...they live with her to this day what the hell are you talking about??? You must have serious issues to judge people without even knowing them..to call someone a "slut"...you haven't a clue how many sexual parteners she's had..it's really sad people are so jealous and insecure with themselves that they have nothing better to do than knock other people.
June 25th, 2009 2:17 PM
Shasta Tampahn shut the fuck up!
June 26th, 2009 6:43 PM
YOU KNO'??? AFTER READING SAL MONELLAz COMMENTz ABOUT STACEY...DAT IS JUS' ONE F*CKED UP HUMAN-BEING TO HAVE DA NERVEz TO CALL ANOTHER HUMAN-BEING A SLUT...! IT SHOWz RYE THERE DAT U AIN'T GOT NO RESPECT FO' OTHERz AND YOURSELF...! AND WUT YOU THINK??? YOU GOT AN I.Q OF A 100??? PLS. GURL, WITH WUT U JUS' COMMENTED ON DA MSG. BOARD...IT SHOWz HOW SMALL MINDED YOU ARE...HA! JEALOUS PPL LYKE YOU GIVE OUR PPL A BADD NAME! BUT YEAH! ii AGREE WITH PrincetonGal...! *:] WEO! ii GIVE DA BEST OF LUCC TO YOU STACEY n JIMMY! DONT CARE WUT OTHER PPL SAY...THEY JUS' DONT HAVE NE-THANG GOOD TO DO BUT TO TALK ABOUT OTHERz...AND THEN WEN SOME OTHER NEWz COMEz UP...THERE GONNA TALK ABOUT DAT SHIT! STACEY DONT LET BADD COMMENTz GET TO YOU AND JIMMY....K!
July 11th, 2009 8:14 PM
Jimmy, stay away from Stacy. It is war. I'll skin you alive. I'll slater you like a lamb in a butchers office.
July 29th, 2009 3:28 PM
Jimmy call me now. You son of a bitch.
August 15th, 2009 11:01 PM
Russell, you're a psycho motherf*cker. You sound like a moron. I called your phone and I think that Stacey would rather have someone with a higher IQ and that can carry on a convo!