LaToya Jackson and Verne Troyer to Star on UK's Celebrity Big Brother

Great Britain's version of Celebrity Big Brother makes this season's cast of Celebrity Apprentice looks like a veritable A-list of stars.

While the former reality series will feature random British celebrities such as Terry Christian, Ulrika Jonsson and Lucy Pinder, a couple of random, sort of well-known Americans will make fools of themselves for the cameras, as well.

LaToya Jackson and Verne Troyer are reportedly booked for the show.

Indeed, the vertically-challenged sex tape star and Michael Jackson's lookalike sister will be have their antics taped around the clock. It's enough to make U.S. reality shows look respectable by comparison.