We're mere days away from the premiere of Rock of Love Girls: Charm School. Try to contain your excitement, as we prepare readers for the event with a few words from a trio of the show's stars.

What do Megan, Brandi C., and Lacey have to say about their latest foray into reality TV humiliation?

Megan Hauserman: Out of all the girls, who needs Charm School the most?
I think the girl who needs it the most is going to get the least out of it, and that’s Heather. She’s, like, been garbage her whole life and I feel like if nothing has clicked by now, when she’s pushing 40, she’s just a waste of space.

Brandi Cunningham: How do you feel about going to Charm School?
My friend’s there, I love Megan, and I think that everyone is stupid. I’ve gone through the people in my head and they’re just filler. They’re like children. They need daycare. They need to be put in a playpen and just leave me alone.

Lacey Conner: Is there anyone you’re not looking forward to dealing with?
I’m not sure how it’s gonna go down with Heather. We were friends for a long time, but she’s kinda done some crappy things to me and said some crappy things. Also, she hates my really good friend, Brandi C. I don’t know how that’s gonna fly.