Please say this is merely a rumor, Dancing With the Stars. We know it's been a rough season, but one thing is certain:

Dina Lohan won't make anything better in the future.

The attention-starved mother of Lindsay and Ali recently hinted that she'll be a contestant on the next season of this reality competition.

"I'm not allowed to say," Lohan told New York Magazine of her upcoming plans. "But I will say that I am a fan of Dancing With the Stars.

Daughter Ali Lohan is supportive of her terrible mother.

"I mean, I've seen her dance on the show and everything, and me and my brother were really surprised she did it," Ali said. "I think she'd do really good."

Dancing with the Stars' seventh season is currently underway. Its next volume will premiere in early 2009.