Earlier this week, celebrity gossip website TMZ posted footage from recentl Rock of Love Bus auditions held in the Hamptons.

What ensued? Just what you'd expect: discourse on breasts, bandannas and Bret Michaels. One girl looks drunkenly into the camera and says: “I’m not the perfect girl. I’m an alcoholic.”

Truer words have never been spoken on reality TV.

Check out TMZ's video now.