Skanky Scenes from the Rock of Love Bus

Earlier this week, celebrity gossip website TMZ posted footage from recentl Rock of Love Bus auditions held in the Hamptons.

What ensued? Just what you'd expect: discourse on breasts, bandannas and Bret Michaels. One girl looks drunkenly into the camera and says: “I’m not the perfect girl. I’m an alcoholic.”

Truer words have never been spoken on reality TV.

Check out TMZ's video now.