I just got my heart broken again, and that's not easy. What's wrong with me?
-- Tila Tequila, after her chosen soulmate, Kristy Morgan, rejected her on the second season finale of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila.
We told you about the utter heart break. Now, watch it for yourself in this horribly acted clip:
While it may have seemed as though the entire reality TV world stopped last night, when Kristy Morgan broke the heart of Tila Tequila, two shows did manage to go on...
America's Got Talent: Getting the Texas clichés out of the way, there's a bluegrass trio, a cowboy on a horse, a tap dancing lady in a blue frilly dress and . . . a person flinging hula hoops around? -- BuddyTV
Hell's Kitchen: This is part one of the finale, where final contestants Petrozza and Christina design their restaurants and have to complete a service with some of the eliminated contestants... -- TV Squad
Well, the spoilers were correct:
Kristy Morgan was chosen as the winner of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila last night. However - in a maneuver that would lead to the demise of reality dating shows if people actually believed they led to true love - Kristy turned down the honor.
HA! HA!
After being selected over Bo, Kristy told Tila that she's confused and accepting the key would make her not true to herself. One might question why she remained on the series in that case, but one would not grasp the purpose of reality if such a question were raised.
Despite her rejection of Tequila's heart - or maybe because of it - here's a photo of Kristy Morgan nude from Playboy:
Remember when reality TV was just a harmless way for D-list celebrities to make a name for themselves?
Well, the latter part of that statement still holds true. But as the photos below depict, there was nothing harmless about reality TV shows for a number of couples, families and friends.
Relationships were ruined as a result of this industry, many of them beyond repair...
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson were once Newlyweds. Now? It's impossible to recall the days when they were together.
Hogan might still know best. Sadly, though, it's the best way to break up a loving family.
When The Hills premiered, Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag were close friends. No, seriously. They really were.
DeAnna Pappas revealed last night that she is engaged on The Bachelorette: The Men Tell All!
With 16 bachelors from The Bachelorette - Jeremy, Graham, Greg, Ryan, Luke, Robert, Richard, Ron, Twilley, Chris, Fred, Paul, Brian, Chandler, Eric and Sean - having their chance to "Tell All," you knew this was gonna be good.
DeAnna Pappas and Graham Bunn, perhaps the most famous Bachelorette reject.
Of course, all the bachelors were consistent in saying how wonderful DeAnna Pappas is, and there was some good-natured ribbing all around.
Who will it be next week, Jesse or Jason? All bets are off. But for now, click here for a full recap of last night's The Bachelorette.
We wonder if Chelsea Traille thinks her take on So You Think You Can Dance is ground-breaking.
The contestant that got voted off the show last week says eliminations are scarcely based on talent.
"It's disappointing because no one wants to not succeed at something. But I mean, obviously, dancing on television it's not all about dance," Traille told reporters during a Friday conference call.
Our response? D'uh! Has Chelsea ever seen the popularity show known as American Idol?!?
"There's popularity involved and there is a cast involved and there is a flavor that they look for the overall cast that remains each week," Traille added. "And I was up against a lot of different talent and diversity. I don't feel like, even though a lot of us were contemporary, none of us had a similar style."
In the end, it's hard to blame Chelsea for being a tad bitter:
"It's unfortunate that I don't feel like America really got to see my personality, but I do know that they did get to feel me when I got to dance on that stage."
