Megan Hauserman is really doing anything to stay in the news.
The winner of Season 3 of Beauty and the Geek has already posed nude for Playboy. Now? She’s hoping to see Bret Michaels in the buff… for life!
In her reality TV career so far, Hauserman was partnered with Alan Zackheim on Beauty and the Geek, as the two were awarded the cash prize on the show for changing the most.
She also has enjoyed a relatively successful modeling career, having posed for Playboy and been named Playboy Cybergirl of the week in February of 2006.
But it hasn’t been enough.
Hauserman will appear as a contestant on Rock of Love 2, hoping to earn the affection of the former Poison frontman. But for what possible reason? In her casting video, Megan says she was compelled to join the show as fulfillment of a lifelong dream.
“I think that I was born to be a rock star girlfriend,” she said. “I can’t even help it. It’s like a calling, like, nurses… I mean nuns… they feel a calling, they have to go to the convent. That’s me! I feel it! It’s calling me. It’s meant to be. I can’t even help it.
It really is exactly like being a nun.
20 comments to “Megan Hauserman to Appear on Rock of Love 2”
Misty, March 6th, 2008 at 9:02 pm:
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I think Megan, although a beautiful girl, the ugliest person I can imagine. She has the worst attitude. She cannot say one nice thing about anyone. If there is anything in this world that annoys me most, it’s an ugly person with a pretty mask. What a waste of beauty..
jessica, March 9th, 2008 at 4:07 pm:
Ken, March 11th, 2008 at 5:09 pm:
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This is by far the dumbest girl on the planet of the earth, when we discovered she was the winner of Beauty and the Geek 3, and posed for Playboy (which is not a bad thing, mabey for her though), were wondering how VH1 allowed this. Somehow I dont think Brets gonna like this. no wonder shes so quiet. Its working so far but were nearing the end and she will have to tell. Good Luck.
Terra, March 16th, 2008 at 9:12 pm:
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okay uhm i dont know why people feel as though they need to hate on megan…
i mean yeah she is a bitch but you dont know what makes her that way.
it amazes me how people know a few things about someone and then think that they know them inside and out.
whats wrong with trying to make a lving the way you want to.just because you dont have her face or body to allow you to do the things that she can gives you no right to dislike her.GET OVER IT AND GET OVER YOURSELF.
kim, March 17th, 2008 at 7:57 am:
Leann, March 23rd, 2008 at 1:04 am:
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Megan is not pretty, with her weird freckles on her face and those squinty eyes. I thought what she did to Peyton was wrong and she should have been reprimanded for that. I was thrilled when she didn’t get her pass, but then Kristy Joe decides that she is going to leave after all this time. She should have left a long time ago and let some other girl stay who deserved to be there.
Jenny, March 23rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm:
Whocares, March 24th, 2008 at 4:23 pm:
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i recognized that ugly, puffy, sickeningly-freckled face as soon as i saw it. i can’t believe noone has called her out, she needs to be kicked off the show. then again, if you’re hosting a “reality” t.v. show to find love, then maybe you do deserve to get screwed over. i hated this girl on beauty and the geek, and i was pissed that she won. she didn’t change a f*cking bit. someone else deserved that money and honor. i hated her on that show, and i hate her even more on rock of love. she’s a f*cking attention wh*re and she’s not even good to look at.
Dawn, March 25th, 2008 at 12:29 pm:
sarah, March 27th, 2008 at 5:44 pm:
Vickie, March 28th, 2008 at 10:14 pm:
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Lets see - fake boobs, a wandering eye, nasty freckle blotches all over, the slut posed in Playboy, collogen lips . . need we go on. The way she acted like a total whore skank stratling Brett and rubbing all over him!! Then the class act of how she acted when she got thrown off?!?!?! Big John shoulda picked her ugly fake a$$ up and threw her out! Maybe some day the peroxide on her head will dry up and she’ll be smart enough to turn a TV on and she will watch herself and realize what an a%% she made out of herself.
Hey Megan - does skank, whore, slut, brain dead idiot ring a bell?? Maybe some day when you grow up and are able to read you will understand those words. Do us all a favor - look in the mirror - if it doesn’t break, realize that you are about as good looking as Doc. p.s. he was one of the 7 dwarfs.
Julie, March 31st, 2008 at 1:52 am:
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Uhhhh, she is not even that pretty. Her body is fabulous but her face always has this dumb, confused look on it. If she even had an ounce of personality it would help but the poor girl has nothing to go on but her body. Good luck Megan!
alliekat, April 2nd, 2008 at 3:07 pm:
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I think Megan is sooooo perfect for ROL 2. She calls it like she sees it and I think that’s what the show needs. She lets you in on her “little secrets” about her competition. And, 99.9% of the time I agree with her. For God’s sake, it’s a competition, television, RATINGS. The show needs someone like that. Just imagine how dull the final four: Ambre (OLD) Destiny (DULL) Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm (can’t recall her name off hand) and (YIKES) Daisy. And then there’s (SKANK) Heather… Can you say ROCK OF LOVE THREE??!!
LaLa, April 4th, 2008 at 9:15 pm:
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She is reallly really ugly….nothing is pretty about her….ewwwww..i agree about the freckle blothces….HEF WHAT WERE U THINKIN….and her body is nasty , boobs saggin…lol shes soooooo gross, and im not hatin, it is what it is..
Lynn, April 14th, 2008 at 9:57 am:
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I was shocked that it took so long for the “Beauty and the Geek” secret to come out.
Megan does have a nice body, but a “butter face” (but her face. She on both shows has abosolutely no personality, couth or ambition to be more than an empty shell of a person.
Jealous - No. I feel badly for her. She seems like a misguided, uneducated, shallow person who believes that looks are all you need to get what you want. She is a sad, sorry excuse for a woman.
Vixen, April 24th, 2008 at 3:31 pm:
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What is up with this idiot? Did she wake up learning how to walk with her hands on her hips, That’s all she does, not to mention, pout, whine, talk through her nose. She could be pretty, but wired with old extensions and moles and just her hateful insecure attitude. Did she think if she stood there long enough Bret was going to say…….ahhhhhh baby I’m sorry just stay. Just get it Dingbat…….nobody thinks your all that and bag of chips and did I mention the above picutre looks like your wearing platex gloves. Did you just get down scrubbing the toliet Stop putting down older women,,,,,,,,guess what bright light Your going to be there quicker then you think……you look like crap now so I imagine you will be in an old trailer park with broken off weave and feeding 90 cats that hang around your house. It’s Karma baby. Wait til you start wearing depends. Who is going to care enough to wipe your butt?
Layana, April 24th, 2008 at 3:48 pm:
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Vixen…….oh my !!!! That was hilarious! You hit it right on the head. I agree, I bet Megan’s parents must be ashamed of her. Maybe she should get a job at home stuffing envelopes……wait that might be a challenge too, maybe scrubbing toliets is a good match.
Natalie, June 19th, 2008 at 5:54 pm:
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I think what Megan did to Peyton was rude, Peyton should of done the same thing to Megan when it came to taking her little love note, and see how she liked it, even though Peyton did talk to Bret in private, either way, I’m glad that Bret found out the truth about Megan from her ex-boyfriend, and from Amber.
Molly, July 8th, 2008 at 9:47 pm:
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I LOVE MEGAN!!!! I think she’s misunderstood because she’s honest. For example: on the new show “I Love Money” she said that Pumkin’s boobs were saggy. That could be considered a dick move, but I respect her for her honest! Plus, she’s hilarious!!
MeeMee, July 8th, 2008 at 9:58 pm:
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