Sorry for the dramatic headline, but last night's Dancing with the Stars performances should have proven once and for all that Marie Osmond simply doesn't belong in the finals.

Her samba paled in comparison to the routines of both Helio Castroneves and Melanie Brown. We'll be happy if either of those celebrities wins the competition - but tend to favor the former. After all, Brown is a Spice Girl. She's sort of a dancer already.

Check out our Dancing with the Stars recap right now to read the full run down.