As far as reality TV shows go, this one actually isn't a terrible idea:

Tonight at 10 on MTV is the premiere of Celebrity Rap Superstar, a "talent" competition that will pit supposed celebrities against each other in a battle of rhyming skills.

The cast includes:

• Laguna Beach alum Jason Wahler
• Former NFL player Jamal Anderson
• Celebrity gossip loser Perez Hilton
• Mother of two of K-Fed's kids Shar Jackson
• Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson
• Rocker Sebastian Bach
• Napoleon Dynamite actor Efren Ramirez