New Heidi Montag Bikini Photos (With Spencer Pratt, Sadly)
We don't want to come out and say that these Heidi Montag pictures - in which she prances around on a California beach in a bikini with her boyfriend, Spencer Pratt - are staged. But they so are.
Come on. Playing in the surf? Fake fighting? Making out? Showing off that new boob job from every conceivable angle? Clearly, The Hills star craves attention - and will go to great lengths to get it.
Not quite as far as Jennifer Toof. But give it time.
Seriously, though, they are practically standing there, smiling for a damn camera. The Scoop staff wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Cool himself, Spencer Pratt, paid a photographer to show up.
Other activities featured in this candid photo shoot included water gun fights, racquetball, chasing, splashing, canoodling, putting on sunblock, making out, Spencer ogling Heidi Montag, and more.
For more on the waste of oxygen that is Spencer Pratt, check out this bio. Here are the Heidi Montag photos in question (click to enlarge):
Yeah, yeah. You're so cute, guys. We get it... and we aren't interested. No thanks. Just give us Lauren Conrad any day!











May 4th, 2007 4:41 PM
THEY MAKE ME SICK. THEY ARE SO FAKE RIGHT ALONG WITH THE REST OF HER BODY!!!
May 4th, 2007 7:25 PM
These photos are sooooooooo staged....a little desperate for attention, I'd say. Everything about them is so fake. Hey Heidi, do something about that chin!!!!!
May 5th, 2007 6:39 PM
I'm glad Lauren is not friends with Heidi. She's fake, a liar, and she's not to be trusted.
May 6th, 2007 8:45 AM
okay.. i love heidi. i mean but she should not betry her bffl lauren.. mabey season three they will be friernds, BUIT I HATE SPENCER ! ugh he rotts me
May 6th, 2007 10:12 AM
They make me sick... why fake all of this?? And to choose that loser over Lauren... your nuts Lauren is the best friend anyone could ever have!!! They just wanted attention... but guess what we could care less... Lauren Conrad is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 13th, 2007 12:54 PM
Totally staged...it just shows you how many problems these two have..i mean trying to pretend to be happy...i dont think so...plus hes so ugly...and a sociopath...LOSERS!!!
May 25th, 2007 2:39 PM
Really guys? How desperate are you? No ones day on the beach is like that, come on now. Its kinda sad, if I didnt think you guys were as pothetic as you are, I would feel bad for you a little bit and only for a second... but I dont! I hope you guys read some of this shit people write about you, and Heidi i hope you realize your an idiot! And Spencer you have currupted Heidi. Im sorry was that too big of a word for you? Grow up get a life. What are you guys going to do when you get older and Heidis fake boobs sag?
June 8th, 2007 1:27 PM
I love you Heidi!!!I think unlike the rest of the people that you and Spencer make a great couple.They dont know what your going through.Spencer can be a big butt sometimes though.But you shouldnt of left Lauren like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 19th, 2007 3:32 PM
wow!!!!!these pics are so staged its unbeliveable!!!!!!!heidi, get ovr it, evryone lyks lauren bcuz she's a better person. and spencer, yy would u say i have two cell phones(one for girlfriends and one for friends)?tht makes u look lyk such a BIG player!!!!!!oh, heidi, yy would u leave lauren and move in with spencer???he's such a player who just wanted to break ur's and lauren's frinedship!!!!!!!u need to learn who's more important:bbf's or bf's...
June 27th, 2007 4:39 AM
The whole relationship just makes me sick. I am speachless, Keidi your just a stupid idiot, and spencer, your not even worth my words. I can't stand either of you and i wish you would just be taken off of television all together. All you want is attention. Your both just attention Getters and i'm sorry but your so rediculous and need to get a life!!
July 7th, 2007 9:27 PM
I hate Heidi after what she did to Lauren. She treated her like garbadge and it was not right AT ALL. Lauren Conrad is better of without Heidi and Spencer.
July 7th, 2007 9:30 PM
Spencer is probly the worst boyfroend in the world. I bet Heidi and his relashonship wont last a year. He to much of a player. The only word that describes thir relashonship is EWWWWWWW.
July 31st, 2007 2:05 PM
Spencer is the biggest loser i have ever seen!!! his face reminds me of one of those dummies at a ventriloquist uses to talk with!!! i'm sure he told Heidi to get implants so she could look more like one of those "playmates" that he WISHES he could hook up with. WHAT LOSERS THEY BOTH ARE!!!!
August 2nd, 2007 12:04 AM
Oh my gosh, you people on here making comments are really strange... quit being HATERS!!! I am happy for Heidi and Spencer, I hope they get married someday. And the photos are beautiful... Yeah life can really be like that on the beach, Mollie( you obviously wouldn't know cause you havent experienced it). And another thing I think its funny how some people on here act like they know Heidi and Spencer personally.. GROW UP AND LIVE YOUR OWN LIVES AND QUIT WORRYING ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE MADE THERE LIVES FAMOUS.
August 14th, 2007 12:28 AM
i know we dont know what goes on behind closed doors, but from the "rumors" and the show, heidi seems like a total bitch! again, i don't know this because i dont know them but still, come on! that was so mean when she saw lauren and jason and said "hmm i wonder if they're back in the movie industry". i love the hills and i hope everybody gets what they deserve, good or bad.
September 9th, 2007 9:49 PM
heidi your are an awseome girl, and you dont diserve i guy like spencer. you can do way better than him. i wish you and lauren can be friends. i dont really think you know what you did wrong but if you do you need to say sorry and move on. yall are both great and i hate to see a friendship apart.
September 10th, 2007 4:25 PM
Like OMG OMG OMG... Like you guys are like so retarded, like posting comments, about like how Heidi and Spencer are like so stupid... who cares? They are celebrities, they put their lives out there... let them live them. Who cares what Heidi did to Lauren, do you know them? Unless you do, you should have nothing to say about the matter. THESE PEOPLE ARE ON TELEVISION BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BE!! THEY WANT ATTENTION! It's their lives, not yours, so let them be... dur.
November 10th, 2007 7:06 PM
Real celebs do not have to pose and take their own pics to get noticed. Heidi and Spencer are young and pathetic. Does he even work? They never show him having a job on The Hills. I know the show is mostly fake ,but Heidi is a sell out!!! She is one of those insecure, co-dependent gals ( even her family has conveyed this many of times!) that back stab and never can be a trusted friend. Reality TV or not! She was way better befoer she met Spencer. Wake up Heidi stop trying to keep up with the Jones's and get a personality yours sucks!. It will sell much better than you holier than though attitude.
December 7th, 2007 1:31 PM
yall are sick.
i hate yall both
and i think that yall should break up.
lauren is way better lookin than you heidi and brody is cuter than spencer..
yall are jus an UGLY couple.
July 9th, 2008 4:17 PM
heidi is so fake, her hair, her boobs, he nose, her eyecolor, her tan everything about this girl is fake so i guess its good shes with the most fake and biggest asshole on the planet. Good luck to the happy couple :] go ahead and wuin somone elses life.